Consider this please...

Knocking off early on Friday and you're going down the boozer for a few jars with 5 members of the current squad. What you drinking, who's with you? For me: Myles Hippolyte, Darren Jamieson, Callum Fordyce, Declan Gallagher & Nejc Praprotnik all sitting in a boozer somewhere drinking pints of 9% Belgian lager, before getting a fleet of luxury cars to a strip club to meet up with Michael McKenna before ending the night in a casino where we all gamble like fuck with Burton O'Brien and David Robertson.

Scenes.

Hope this is in the close season or i'd be questioning WTF they're all doing going out on the piss into the early hours the night before a match.

Liviforever wrote:Hope this is in the close season or i'd be questioning WTF they're all doing going out on the piss into the early hours the night before a match.

It's after a Friday night game where we've humped the huns 6-0 on their own patch.

Lexi Collector wrote:

Liviforever wrote:Hope this is in the close season or i'd be questioning WTF they're all doing going out on the piss into the early hours the night before a match.

It's after a Friday night game where we've humped the huns 6-0 on their own patch.

Righto, def deserves a night on the town then, get wired in Lexi.

Not that I'm a ruffian at all, but that looks like a gang of good lads, like a laugh, would attract the birds.

What happens when it all gets a bit nawty, as it's likely to do? You need a headcase on standby to keep everything in order/help when it gets out of order.

Step forward Simon Mensing.

Missed the what I'm drinking part.

Innis & Gunn, with a few Glayvas at the end of the night once blootered (9pm).

Me and my gang would include Simon Mensing, Jason Talbot, Jordan White, wee Danny Mullen and Burton O'Brien.

Head to Lloyds and straight on Bavaria's finest with the recomendation from Simon Mensing due to his German heritage. Burton would be splashing the cash and buying the rounds as he's just pocketed the mullah after selling another young Airdrie player to a diddy team like Doncaster Rovers.

Mensing and Talbot get in a scrap; Mullen can't handle the secret stash of Absinthe and the drink just keeps going through White as he's on the jaegerbombs and is gearing up to dance to the tunes chosen by ex-Club Earth DJ, Colin Jackson.

Meanwhile, O'Brien has already pulled a bride-to-be on her hen night and is taking her back to the Travelodge above Tony Macaroni's...

Me and Mikey McKenna are hosting a party at a Marbs villa in the next few weeks if you all fancy coming. Decebombs a plenty and some protein powder there if anyone fancies a Dycebomb with #5.

The Livi F.C. staff have already RSVPed but special guests include Iain Russell, Armand One and Mark Tinkler.

Not one to miss, guys.

EdinburghLivi wrote:Me and Mikey McKenna are hosting a party at a Marbs villa in the next few weeks if you all fancy coming. Decebombs a plenty and some protein powder there if anyone fancies a Dycebomb with #5.

The Livi F.C. staff have already RSVPed but special guests include Iain Russell, Armand One and Mark Tinkler.

Not one to miss, guys.

I always thought big Armand would be on the decks.

As opposed to Iain Russell, who spends most of his t... you know where this is going, eh?

#controversial

Edited - has anyone ever seen Mikey McKenna and Joey Essex in the same reem, sorry, room?

mozam76 wrote:

EdinburghLivi wrote:Me and Mikey McKenna are hosting a party at a Marbs villa in the next few weeks if you all fancy coming. Decebombs a plenty and some protein powder there if anyone fancies a Dycebomb with #5.

The Livi F.C. staff have already RSVPed but special guests include Iain Russell, Armand One and Mark Tinkler.

Not one to miss, guys.

I always thought big Armand would be on the decks.

As opposed to Iain Russell, who spends most of his t... you know where this is going, eh?

#controversial

Edited - has anyone ever seen Mikey McKenna and Joey Essex in the same reem, sorry, room?

Roberto Landi is a special guest at the Marbs villa too. Appearing in a fine set of chinos, boat shoes and a Ralph Lauren polo he bought through his old neighbour in Deans.

At the 08/09 POTY awards, I got my groove on with Armand One and ended getting a piggy back from him.

True story.

EdinburghLivi wrote:Me and Mikey McKenna are hosting a party at a Marbs villa in the next few weeks if you all fancy coming. Decebombs a plenty and some protein powder there if anyone fancies a Dycebomb with #5.

The Livi F.C. staff have already RSVPed but special guests include Iain Russell, Armand One and Mark Tinkler.

Not one to miss, guys.

I'm going to Saint Tropez with Gary Glen and Craig Sives for some film/fashion/model fest shite, but we'll definitely swing over to Marbs in the yacht and crank up the dece-scale with a group of French models, before tanning DECEbombs in the tennis court at 6am.

Just spoke to m5ngo Barr, who says he's well up for it, but can he bring Paul Watson?

#no

Marc McNulty & Kevin Walker - top boys. Paul Watson - prize wank. Calum Elliot - can't pull.

Here endeth the EL Livi player profile lesson.

EdinburghLivi wrote:Marc McNulty & Kevin Walker - top boys. Paul Watson - prize wank. Calum Elliot - can't pull.

Here endeth the EL Livi player profile lesson.

Funny you should say that. One of my mates works with a girl who says Calum Elliot was all over her in a nightclub, but she told him to GTF as his patter was shite and he was an ugly basturt. Typical of the Raif rejects.

Hope his dancing was better than this.

Lexi Collector wrote:

EdinburghLivi wrote:Marc McNulty & Kevin Walker - top boys. Paul Watson - prize wank. Calum Elliot - can't pull.

Here endeth the EL Livi player profile lesson.

Funny you should say that. One of my mates works with a girl who says Calum Elliot was all over her in a nightclub, but she told him to GTF as his patter was shite and he was an ugly basturt. Typical of the Raif rejects.

Glad he ended up at Raif as they are a club for life's perennial losers.

Used to just about greet when a mate of mine called him 'Screech' (of Saved by the Bell fame) lol.

LiviCub's story was sadly unappreciated on this thread. Excellent patter.

EdinburghLivi wrote:LiviCub's story was sadly unappreciated on this thread. Excellent patter.

Cheers cutie xoxo

#pleasing

LC clearly drowning his sorrows after today. Let us know how you get on with the birds.

EdinburghLivi wrote:LC clearly drowning his sorrows after today. Let us know how you get on with the birds.

Pulled a 54 year old grandmother behind the bottle bank at Morrisons.

That was a lie, I could barely pull a door open.

Lexi Collector wrote:That was a lie, I could barely pull a door open.

Here I was believing everything posted on this thread, I don't know what to believe now.

Liviforever wrote:

Lexi Collector wrote:That was a lie, I could barely pull a door open.

Here I was believing everything posted on this thread, I don't know what to believe now.

It's all true, Liviforever. Everything apart from me chasing grannies.

Lexi Collector wrote:

Liviforever wrote:

Lexi Collector wrote:That was a lie, I could barely pull a door open.

Here I was believing everything posted on this thread, I don't know what to believe now.

It's all true, Liviforever. Everything apart from me chasing grannies.

I was believing you about the grannies too, in my day grannies were wee auld wifies about 60 odd, but nowadays they're knocking about at around 30.

Liviforever wrote:

Lexi Collector wrote:

Liviforever wrote:

Lexi Collector wrote:That was a lie, I could barely pull a door open.

Here I was believing everything posted on this thread, I don't know what to believe now.

It's all true, Liviforever. Everything apart from me chasing grannies.

I was believing you about the grannies too, in my day grannies were wee auld wifies about 60 odd, but nowadays they're knocking about at around 30.

If I'm being honest I probably would have a go on a (young) granny, if she was good looking enough. Sure there are a fair few decent looking 45 odd year old grannies kicking about.